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Clarity: Going Into 2020 With Eyes Wide Open

Once upon a time, I used to write. Not fiction, no – mind you, I am still determined to try my hand at a novel – but a blog. I wasn’t just a “blogger” though. I wrote about mental health. I wasn’t just another mental health blogger either. I was lucky enough to be able to turn my vast back-catalogue of articles (each ranging from around 1500 to 4000 words) into a book, which I self-published in 2016, and to reach a massive audience with one piece in particular “A Letter To Those I Love”.

I stopped writing after that though. I stopped writing because I didn’t know how to write any more. I didn’t feel I had anything more to say. And I didn’t want to just be talking about mental health any more, either. I felt like I’d put myself in a box: I was the girl who liked guinea pigs and who had almost a lifetime of mental illness and trauma that had made me who I was.

But who was I? I wasn’t sure. Since 2016 I’ve been through episodes of depression, suicidal ideation, anxiety, pain (physical), low (no) self-esteem, weight gain, weight loss, new meds, old meds, loving yoga, hating yoga, hating lifting weights to loving lifting weights.

I think a combination of two things have finally helped me settle back into myself, comfortable with who I am, understanding of most of my quirks and habits, feeling a spark in me again and feeling ambitious for the future. All of which are very conducive to writing. Depression was not so conducive. Even the idea of writing while staying under the duvet all day in bed didn’t appeal, so for a time I slept 18+ hours a day just to avoid the world.

I digress. Turning 30 last year was an important milestone. Those who know me from days of old or who have known me through all my ups and downs will understand what I mean when I say I really didn’t believe I’d see 30. To have made it through my 20s feels…euphoric. It feels like I’ve achieved something by surviving. By hanging on in there through all the pain. I don’t count the years in terms of suffering or pain any more, and to be honest, I don’t consider “time” as a concept at all in day to day living. I don’t think “this is the THIRD WEEK of awful knee pain, I’m sick of it”. I don’t go around counting off the years I’ve been agoraphobic for. I’ve freed myself from time. Somehow it feels like surviving my 20s was pivotal in setting me up for my future.

The second factor in my change in outlook has been work. I left what I thought was my dream job in 2016. I not only helped to shape Guinea Pig Magazine, but I WAS Guinea Pig Magazine in those early days and I was a proud part of it for the first 6 years of its life. It took a long time to let go of my relationship to my former boss, having actual nightmares which on one occasion actually left me mute; physically unable to snap out of the psychological turmoil induced by the pain caused by the whole situation. Today I have no regrets, I bear no grudges and wish no ill-will toward the publication and their team. I’m grateful for what I learned, on the good days and the bad.

I took some time “out” after I quit the magazine. It was also around this time that I stopped my counselling sessions that by then I had been having on and off for 7 years. I stopped writing. In essence, I “disappeared”. In the year or so that followed, I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia, osteopenia, my eyesight deteriorated quite considerably, and I spent most of my time in bed. When the warmer months rolled around I eased myself back into yoga, and I went really big on Instagram yoga challenges and trying to get picked up as a brand ambassador. I wanted to train as a yoga teacher and set up an online yoga class. I wanted to find validation and to find my purpose through yoga…but also through Instagram. The numbers mattered to me. Breaking 1k followers seemed like such a success! In truth, it changed nothing. I was practicing a lot but was it real practice or was it showing off? Winter came around and I went back to my struggle with daily pain and fear.

But then in early 2018, I decided – on a whim – to start offering to help local guinea pig owners out with grooming their pets. One person got in touch asking if I would groom her piggies for her…and that was the catalyst I needed to consider actually turning that nugget of an idea into a business. I carried on with the yoga but the numbers no longer mattered and I didn’t run or participate in another challenge, or chase any brands hoping to seek acceptance from them. I started practicing yoga for me and had an amazing summer that year of free-flowing self-practice.

My business is what really helped change things though. It is now 2 years old with more than 80 individual clients just in the last year alone. It’s niche. It gets raised eyebrows; yes, when people ask I tell people I am a guinea pig groomer. I also offer holiday boarding and through that came to welcome my third guinea pig into the family. I’ve opened up memberships and free information sheets and there are a million ideas I have, a few major ones I am actively planning to put into action in 2020.

In the time I spent away from the guinea pig world, I was able to get the break I needed from over a decade of constant advising and answering the same questions over and over again…but more importantly, I was able to find my own way. In all my years of advising I have attached myself to someone else and adopted, to a degree, their style and some of their core beliefs. I stopped using certain products, started doing more of this, less of that, no longer recommending or talking to such and such a person… It was easy to be a follower. I needed to step out of the flow completely, stop, and start again from the bottom up. I established how I want to keep my own guineas and what works for us, and kept my mind open to those I had shut out in the past.

Life isn’t perfect, it isn’t pain-free and every day isn’t sunny or full of ideas and motivation. Every day without fail I end up sucked into my phone, opening Facebook, Instagram, BBC News, MailOnline repeatedly over and over, even though I just checked those sites 10 minutes ago. I am a master at procrastination and time-wasting and I am lazy as it comes when it comes to getting out of bed. Morning person I am not. And though these two are improving I confess I do take things for granted and I am still absolutely terrible at maintaining contact with friends and family.

I’m going to reveal a few things that I’ve not revealed before, in the spirit of honesty and openness. I still live with my usual list of ailments that many of you are very well aware of:

Panic disorder

There are additional medical things I am dealing with as well. Adenomyosis might also be endometriosis – I’m waiting on exploratory surgery to find that out. An episode of acute prepatellar bursitis (“housemaids knee”) has turned chronic, meaning a lot of knee pain. That self-injury scar on my left forearm from 3.5 years ago? It’s 95% healed, but I still pick at the surface of it and at any other skin imperfections: since childhood I have lived with the need to “smooth” out my skin or to sate a psychological need to pick at something. Dermatillomania, I think its name is. It’s a recognised thing but it’s not an attractive thing to confess to – that you are a compulsive skin picker. It’s impossible to explain it to someone who has never felt absolutely compelled to do something you know you shouldn’t but it is exactly that, a compulsion. Like an itch that drives you crazy until you scratch it. I used to think it was just a bad habit from childhood. Maybe it is? It is certainly something I learned as a child and acquired as a habit before I could begin to understand it.

It sounds ridiculous now to say that I’m in constant physical pain and on more pain meds than I’d like, but the human brain doesn’t always play logically. In terms of managing the chronic pain associated with the arthritis and fibromyalgia, keeping my body moving helps, as do hot baths, but I still need the medication as well: even though it’s “only” paracetamol and codeine, it is every day, and my goal is to be rid of them altogether. My logical brain forces me to acknowledge and be thankful, however, that I no longer rely on buprenorphine or morphine for my pain; such was the stage I got to a few years ago I basically accepted every drug option offered to me, no matter how potent. Luckily I never became addicted and I didn’t have withdrawal issues with either pain med.

I’m still on quite a few routine medications, around 5 prescription ones daily, along with 5 supplements I believe are helping. And yes, I am still on Diazepam as well. I will be entirely truthful here and admit I am reliant on Diazepam. This is not news as such, but it is an admission. Reliance is different to addiction, but is rooted in fundamentally the same way. Something works to ease the difficulties and make life easier in some way, and you come to rely on it physically, psychologically, or both. I consider addiction to be a much more physiological dependency, a very physical urge and need that takes over mind and body, whereas reliance is more of a psychological dependency – believing (or, as is often the case, knowing) that something can make this easier so why not just take it and make life easier? Diazepam is not something I need physically; I don’t crave it, I don’t need or want to take it every day, nor routinely. But I do collect a script for 14x 5mg Diazepam tablets and 28x 2mg Diazepam tablets every single month. And have done for some years. I don’t usually have any tablets left at the end of the month’s script. Am I addicted? No. But I am reliant on it when I need to go out and about. Not all the time, but I definitely go through spells where I cannot get out the front door unless I’ve taken anywhere between 2mg and 10mg Diazepam. My throat closes up tighter than you can believe possible and until it’s relaxed – with the help of the Diazepam – I can’t leave the house as I begin to panic.

This is something I feel compelled to address. The first step in addressing it is admitting I have a reliance on it, and I’ve spent many months thinking through every aspect of this to the point where I am OK with being reliant on it. In the past I have tried other methods to stop my anxiety, to send my brain down a different path before panic sets in – I’ve tried Rescue Remedy, meditation, earplugs, chewing gum, eating, drinking (sipping at water, not alcohol), Kalms tablets, and I’m on Propranolol which blessedly does relieve the severe symptoms elsewhere in my body. But for my throat and my mind, a few of those things help depending on the day and the situation…but deep down I still think that only one thing can pretty much guarantee an end to the grip anxiety has on my throat and allow me to lose the fear of leaving the house. And that is Diazepam.

Over the last week I’ve had no Diazepam. I’ve been forced to get used to going out without it. Normally I don’t leave the house without it, “just in case” – in those situations I don’t always need them but it is a psychological relief to know they are there if my anxiety spikes to a level I feel is too much to handle out in public. But between the demands of Christmas, a poorly husband (which meant me having to go out shopping on my own etc. for a few days) and a house full of boarding piggies, plus taking on extra work at weekends as well as during the week, I was exhausted – and physical exhaustion combined with mental exhaustion meant anxiety took my throat hostage, locking it into a vice-like tension the second I considered going out anywhere, and it took some larger doses (which my GP knows about) on a few occasions to manage to see through what was necessary. That knocked my confidence and I reverted to taking small precautionary doses before leaving the house – 2mg up to 6mg – just to make sure I was able to do everything that had to be done. Needless to say, I ran out of tablets before my next script was due.

It’s been an interesting week of going without. I’m proud of myself for how much I have been able to do, how much progress I have made in letting go of this need to have this tablet to hand at all times. I’ve not been able to go far – I stay within Huntingdon. Eating out is absolutely not an option. In many ways I’ve gone a long way backwards. Except I haven’t: I’ve taken some big steps forward. I’ve had some “bad” times, but somehow my confidence although swayed has not been completely knocked. Even though it felt terrible, my high-level anxiety didn’t tip over into panic. I just about held on all on my own. It was hard, very hard indeed, to keep myself under control, and I turned to my quirks to try and alleviate and distract: pushing my fingers in my ears (a childhood comfort), looking down at the ground, moving slower and more carefully, delaying or hesitating in getting out of the car/walking down a supermarket aisle/driving past our home street to give myself the option of going home instead of going on to my next chore. It has forced me to turn back to meditation, to practice the gift of mindfulness and practicing actively focusing my brain onto something of my choosing, rather than letting it run on auto (my default setting for years and years has been fear).

I didn’t feel relieved when I picked up my scripts today.

I felt empowered.

I managed to get there and collect them, and even wait for them to be dispensed, without needing medicinal help. My goal now is to maintain this. To use this feeling to maintain this progress. As it stands, since I’ve been going to the local gym to lift weights (~2-3 months) I have not taken Diazepam to be able to get there. I know I can handle it and work through any anxiety spikes. So I know I can do it. I know I can manage at least local trips out, without taking medication to make it easier. Shopping is tough, but I can just about work my way through it. Driving is even more of a joy to me than usual as it forces my focus, and I love the feeling of directing my own brain to do something I say it needs to do, rather than it doing its own thing.

2020 holds challenges, but they are challenges I have invited myself. Some deliberately, others not, but however that challenge came to fruition I am grateful to be shown that I have the opportunity to change. So, between being a housewife and mum of piggies, getting my health back on track, continuing to yoga just for me, to lift weights, managing and expanding my business, working on my relationships with family and friends, getting in extra training and qualifications, letting go of bad habits, and chasing a few goals and dreams (F1 Silverstone Friday Practice we are coming for you!) it’s a positive, if a little exhausting, start to the new decade.

I’m going to treat myself now to a red wine spritzer as a reward for sitting down and writing properly for the first time in years, for opening up as much as I have (oh the freedom I feel!) and for having been out to collect my meds and been to the Post Office on my own after putting it off for the best part of 3 hours! I’ll never have a six-pack or a perfect mind no matter how hard I work, because the work-reward system is too good to give up, and my reward is almost always a glass of wine, or chocolate.

Nothing in the world that can’t be solved with chocolate…

Laura with Wilbur, Hugo and George, December 2019. Photo by i-d Image Development, St Neots.

In Loving Memory of Archie

Archie Ellison Humphreys – De Stefano
a.k.a. Chunky Butt / Creme Egg
23 January 2011 – 10 April 2018

Below are the last few photos with my baby Archie while the vet was out the room getting the euth injection ? Thank you to my husband for taking a few pictures for me. I didn’t think I wanted any more of him looking so poorly but something told me I needed to be able to see the love I had for him. And the trust and love he had for me. A pro could not have captured the moment any better. I couldn’t have done that day without you. And I couldn’t have had the strength to let go if it weren’t for being taught so much so well by my mum and the people I learned all the medical stuff from so I could be skilled enough to know and address the exact situation from beginning to end.

I’m devastated. My heart feels like it’s breaking into pieces. But I know without doubt it was the right thing for my boy. He was so very, very sick and even if we tried treating, he was so frail, his body was already starting the process of shutting down…what he had was always going to be too much for his tiny body. Dental overgrowth, tooth root abscess, tumour, arthritis, cataracts…all cascading through his body at once.

The hardest thing I have ever had to do was to hold him as he fought the injection. It couldn’t have hurt more if the injection had been given to me. But he passed with the sound of my voice and the constant touch of my hands. I can’t thank the vet enough for that. I had to be with him and him with me – it was non negotiable and I’m blessed we have a vet who understands the importance of this pet-owner relationship.

Archie is at peace. No more pain. No more struggling. I had to make the decision to let him go in order to prevent additional pain and suffering and stress. He had 7 years and 3 months of a bloody brilliant life, dearly loved by so many people, but none more so than me and mum. Not having him around will take some adjusting to. He was with me for such a long time through the biggest changes.

I was privileged to be his mum. ?



When we got home from the vets, I knew I had to get out. Away from home. I couldn’t be there…without Archie…I was not ready to just move on like nothing happened.

So when we got home, I let Wilbur say goodbye to Archie’s body – a ritual I do for every pig that has died who was living as one of a pair or larger grouping. Wilb had maybe 15 minutes with him before I took Archie out the cage, wrapped him up in a towel and popped him in the freezer.

This freaks out so many people. It used to freak me out. Still does if I think too much about it. Once I had about 7 pigs in my parents freezer as we were living rented and couldn’t bury or afford to cremate them. We did eventually get them home here, and they are buried in our garden now that we aren’t renting any more. So although a horrible thought, freezing is a necessary step if immediate burial or cremation isn’t possible. As our garden is half beautiful but very shallow lawn, and the deep area where burials take place is half bog/swamp, we can’t bury Archie yet. So he had to be placed in the freezer to preserve him until such a time we can then unwrap and commit him to the earth.

Once we had sorted Archie out I needed to get out. If nothing else it seemed daft to not make the most of a) the medication I’d taken earlier to get me to the vets without having a panic attack, and b) the sunshine that had appeared. We went to the local park and did some light training. I’m trying to build up my strength endurance so trying to hold a few long crows/Kakasana each day. I managed what is certainly my longest by far in about 3 years – 30 seconds – so I’m pretty content. It proved a good distraction for a short while, at least.

I’ll be honest. I do feel tired. But I also feel strong. In spite of the multiple deaths of the last 2 months, human and animal, I’ve held it together. I’ve done all that must be done. I feel more “grown up” this week than at any point in my life before now.

It doesn’t mean I don’t hurt, though. Because I do.

Underneath the yoga, the ambitions, the pushing on through life – I’m heartbroken.

Our thanks and gratitude for their advice, guidance and support go to:
Chris De Stefano
Tracey Humphreys
Church House Veterinary Clinic
The Cambridge Cavy Trust

And to Denise Tuffee for bringing Archie into this world and for allowing him to join my family. He was monumentally special and no words can express the love I had for him, and how thankful I am to you for letting him come to me.